blameitonthesilence:

#this will forever be one of my favorite things sam has said

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greglestrade:

I’ve been laughing at myself for the last 20 minutes.

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We must keep my father hidden.

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foklmetalconfessionz:

93: manta ray is so short because jari once put him in a hot wash by accident :(

I always wanted them to be friends with Smaug, but yeah, this is exactly what would have happened.

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zombieoutofcupcake asked: Bone W Machine or Vice

buckybarrnes:

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you guys look like a shitty boy band that hasn’t practiced in 15 years

FEATURING the REALLY OLD GUY WITH RETRACTABLE CLAWS

the ANGSTY OLD MAN WITH A METAL ARM

the PATRIOTIC GRANDPA

and the AVERAGE-AGE BOW AND ARROW DUDE

(via nocompromise-noregrets)

alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

(via can-grow-a-beautiful-shell)

darksecretsbrightlife:

turnedwatson:

killjoyvamp-trekkervendetta:

here are sherlock holmes and john watson making your dash better and prettier

that actually made me feel a lot better

same ^ :3

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napoleonbonerhard:

napoleonbonerhard:

napoleonbonerhard:

wait are girls not supposed to sit with their legs wide open and since when

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i’ve been thinking about that response for a few hours

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melkorwashere:

I was there,Gandalf…

”-Isildur, we need to destroy it!

-You gonna drag this shit on the top of the mountain?

-ISILDUR!!!”

I was there the day the strength of Men failed…

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cleowho:

The First Doctor’s modus operandi.

Doctor Who: Planet of Giants

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