mol-bay:

I didn’t know my sister was in the same room as me and from nowhere I suddenly hear the words “mike wazowski is just an obese plankton” 

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mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

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drowsydevastation:

when you know a word in english but not your native language

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when there’s no english equivalent to a word from your native language and vice versa

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accidentally switching between your native language and english in a sentence 

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hearing someone speak your native language when you’re on vacation on some weird ass country

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lo-ash:

Damn, sometimes I forget just how sassy 10 really was. 

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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arineat:

badgergasm:

Here’s hoping.

HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE?!

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The 1st of August is getting near…

finalfantasyx:

#IN WHICH JACK’S LAST WORDS WERE LITERALLY ‘HA I TOLD YOU SO’

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dubiousculturalartifact:

Because some days I have exactly ZERO patience for Martha Jones hate.

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manicpixiedreamcthulhu:

literally the BEST part of mary poppins is when all the chimney sweeps are running round the house bein like ‘step in time!!!!’ and then the mother comes home w her suffragette sash and all the sweeps r like ‘VOTES 4 WOMEN STEP IN TIME’ it makes me laugh so much bc imagine being mr banks and there being a big fuckin suffragette/working class pride parade in ur goddamn living room

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itsanexperimentjohn:

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

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thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

schmergo:

A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

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