I’ve been laughing at myself for the last 20 minutes.
We must keep my father hidden.
93: manta ray is so short because jari once put him in a hot wash by accident :(
I always wanted them to be friends with Smaug, but yeah, this is exactly what would have happened.
Bone W Machineor Vice
you guys look like a shitty boy band that hasn’t practiced in 15 years
FEATURING the REALLY OLD GUY WITH RETRACTABLE CLAWS
the ANGSTY OLD MAN WITH A METAL ARM
the PATRIOTIC GRANDPA
and the AVERAGE-AGE BOW AND ARROW DUDE
MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something
here are sherlock holmes and john watson making your dash better and prettier
that actually made me feel a lot better
same ^ :3
wait are girls not supposed to sit with their legs wide open and since when
i’ve been thinking about that response for a few hours
I was there,Gandalf…
”-Isildur, we need to destroy it!
-You gonna drag this shit on the top of the mountain?
I was there the day the strength of Men failed…